This article was originally published on Kueez
Every neighborhood is full of standard yard signs, like those that promote upcoming yard sales or those asking people to stay off of the grass. Yet, there are some people that like to get creative with their yard signs, and that is where the real magic happens. Start scrolling to see some of the most hilarious and creative signs found in everyday neighborhoods. They might just inspire you to release your own inner comedian the next time you need to announce something to the world.
One Man's Trash
As the saying goes, "One man's trash is another man's treasure" and that is the motto that basically all yard sales live by. Yard sales are basically designed for people to sell off items that they no longer need or want. A lot of the stuff found in yard sales is junk, but that doesn't mean someone else won't like it.
The marketing on this sign might not be that enticing, but some hidden gems can be found amongst another person's junk. Maybe there are some antiques or rare records just waiting to be unearthed.
No Smoking Please
It is a well-known fact that smoking is not a healthy habit and that it can lead to some pretty serious health issues. This family wanted everyone on their street to know that their property is a smoke-free zone, and that goes for all kinds of smoke, not just the smoke emanating from cigarettes.
Instead of declaring why smoking is unhealthy, they took a bit of a different approach. At the first sign of smoke, the source will be drenched in water to put it out. Having a bucket of water lobbed at you is definitely a deterrent to anyone trying to smoke near this house. Nobody wants to be drenched!
A Garage Sale With A Side Of Swinging
When a sign is put up for a garage sale, more people assume items like old furniture, books, records, clothing, and maybe some electronics will be up for sale. This garage sale offers a few items which are far more intriguing though. If you're looking for some tasty food, and a special swing then hit this one up.
Not only does this garage sale offer beer and chicken, but it has a swing that might add some spice to a relationship. We aren't sure if the swing is for sale, or if you need to use it with the hosts of this garage sale. This is one yard sale that is not for the average Joe.
Keep On Moving
It doesn't seem to matter where you are in the world. Door-to-door salespeople will always try to sell things, people from different religions will try and share their materials, and politicians will canvas for votes. This family decided to just lay it all out on a sign.
They are not interested in anything except for the Girl Scouts' annual thin mint cookies, and that is something anyone can respect. Don't expect anyone to open this door, unless you are in a Girl Scouts uniform.
A Cat For Keys
Back in the olden days, battering for whatever you needed was the way to go. Currencies, as we have now simply weren't a thing. After losing some car keys, this cat owner knew just how to get them back.
Eddie, their Manx cat with a plethora of expensive health ailments and personality quirks was listed as the reward for the lost car keys. After reading the description of Eddie, whoever had the keys might just decide to hold on to them.
Fighting Fire With Fire
Not all dog owners are courteous when it comes to picking up after their dogs have gone to the bathroom on someone's lawn. That's why a lot of homeowners have put up signs declaring what will happen if a dog decides to do his business, and the owner just leaves it.
This sign raises a lot of questions though. Was the grandson trained to go to the bathroom on command? And if the answer is, "Yes" were they further trained to go on the lawn? Only the surveillance cameras know the truth here.
No Choice Is A Choice
Politics and the politicians involved in them can be pretty shady. Choosing a candidate to vote for isn't always black and white, and some people simply prefer not to vote for anyone if there are no good candidates in their eyes.
In some countries, signs which name the candidate or party are often placed on front lawns for the whole neighborhood to see. Clearly, 2016 was a bad year for politics, and this yard sign let everyone know that.
The Fight For Fitness
Exercising regularly takes some serious dedication, and not everyone has that. This person knew that they were losing their fight for fitness, and decided to bestow the gift of exercise on whoever wanted it. Apparently, the key to getting fit is through this piece of exercise equipment.
Elliptical machines are pretty good at working out the entire body, and whoever stumbled upon this free machine must have been thrilled. That is unless they too, were losing the fight for getting in shape.
Time To Quit
Smoking is a hard habit to break, and for this cool cat, he is obviously having some issues with quitting. These conscientious owners wanted the world to know how tough it is for their kitty, and how the neighborhood can lend a helping hand
Hopefully, everyone read the sign and decided to help this cat quit by not tempting him with any dropped cigarette butts. With a bit of time, and a whole lot of effort we are sure that this kitty managed to knock the habit, and get back to prowling around the neighborhood smoke-free. A cat only has 9 lives, and smoking would definitely take a few of them.
Dreaming Of A Green Lawn
Some people pride themselves on having perfectly manicured lawns. Each morning they head out to their lawn, weed it, water it, cut it and make sure that it looks pristine. Some people don't even walk on their grass as they don't want anything to mar its green perfection.
One way to keep people off the grass is by letting them know that the grass is alive, and apparently, sentient. According to this sign, nobody should bother this tiny grass as it is busy dreaming. This tiny grass must be dreaming about being big grass one day, and all of the people who will enjoy walking on it.
Come Get Grandpa's Stuff
People of a certain vintage have some of the coolest stuff that they have collected over the decades. Sometimes there will be memorabilia from a bygone era or clothing that has stood the sands of time. For this grandpa, it appears that he may not have had anything worth saving according to his grandchildren.
Grandpa's family don't seem like the sentimental type, if they were they might not have been so quick to sell off all of his worldly possessions. Hopefully, some of his old stuff went to some people who appreciated it, and his memory will live on through it.
The Psycho Sale
The relationship between a grandmother and her grandchildren can be one full of love or one full of psychosis. At least. that is what this yard sale sign seems to be saying. Putting 'psycho grandma' on a sign raises all sorts of questions and red flags about what might be being sold at this sale.
Will the grandchildren be available to explain the origin story of the psycho grandma? We can't help but wonder how she got this title, and what some of her stuff might have to do with it. This seems like the premise for a horror movie.
To Much Information
Yard signs tend to be short and sweet, but this one tells a whole story of a married man and his affairs. Apparently, Linnie, the husband was stepping out on his wife who was busy caring for his ill mother. If that isn't bad enough, he wasn't just stepping out with one woman, but two.
Clearly, all the members of this sordid love square found out about each other, and the three women decided to let the world know what kind of man Linnie is. This might have been one of those times where a yard sign was not the best way to announce an upcoming separation.
Flamingoes Everywhere
Everyone has different ideas about what makes a nice lawn. For some it's perfect grass, for others, it is the perfect collection of lawn ornaments like gnomes, or bright pink plastic flamingoes. It seems as if a flamingo lawn ornament war is underway between this sign maker and one of the neighbors in their community.
Someone didn't like the collection of flamingoes on the lawn, and instead of discussing it face to face, they got the police involved. Now, this flamboyance of flamingoes is only going to grow and grow.
All In The Marketing
Who says a department store can't be outdoors? Not these people that is for sure. Yard sales tend to be associated with junk, but maybe if some more creative marketing, like this, was used, they would be associated with rare finds. Have you ever been to a yard sale and found something magical?
This yard sale promises to offer the kind of items you would find at a department store, just at very discounted prices. Hopefully, this yard sale lives up to expectations, or customer service might be hearing from the patrons of it.
Just Some Junk
It is impossible to know what wonders a yard sale may or may not hold until you roll up and have a look for yourself. There is always the usual junk, like old pottery, maybe some stemware, and a pile of old books. But underneath some of the junk, there is usually one or two items that are worth buying.
Sometimes the people hosting yard sales will have more expensive items hidden in their garages for someone who is deemed worthy of them. This could be a great pair of skis or even a vintage bicycle. It never hurts to ask if there are some additional items not on display.
Think Twice Before Stealing
People place signs on their lawns for a reason. They have a message to share, and they want everyone who passes by to see it. For this veteran, they had decided to display the presidential candidate that they would be voting for, and someone didn't agree with their choice.
Everyone is free to vote for who they want and broadcast it, stealing a sign isn't going to change their mind, or anyone else. Stay respectful, and let neighbors vote for who they want, and display it. However, threatening signs are not the way to go, even if some emotions have been stirred up.
Rap It Out
The best yard sign makers are the ones that know how to be funny, and adapting classic rap lyrics for a yard sale context is pretty amazing. Sir Mix-A-Lot had a lot to say in his song, "Baby's Got Back" but did he know that baby's got sales as well? It's pretty hard to resist this sale, especially if your name is Becky.
This sale better be as big as Becky's 'back' in the song, otherwise, some people are going to be pretty disappointed. Whoever ends up here is going to get 'sprung' by whatever they find at the sale. Maybe some old cassettes and records will be up for grabs.
No Security, No Problem
Many homeowners decide to purchase a home security system to make sure that any intruders that enter their home are caught before they can steal anything. But why shell out the big bucks for a fancy system, when a sign detailing exactly what will happen to intruders can do the trick just as well?
Violence is never the answer, but intruders should be aware that the inhabitants of certain homes are prepared to defend themselves and their property. Anyone who enters this house without permission can't say that they weren't warned about the consequences. This sign says it all.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Not all turtles are born the same. Some are born with the power to wield nunchucks and fight off evildoers, or at least that is what the teenage mutant ninja turtles did right? This wily pet turtle seems to be following in the footsteps of his ninja turtle cousins, and now the whole neighborhood knows it.
This sign probably shouldn't be on a telephone pole, but rather pasted above every sewer in the city. Who knows where this turtle is going to pop up next. Be ready for the new generation of teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Not Quite Dumpster Diving
Dumpster diving is the art of sifting through everything that is in a dumpster to find items that are still usable, and it is totally free. This yard sign is letting the world know, that if people are willing to be a couple of dollars they can basically skip the diving part, and just sift through their old junk.
We give them props for creativity, but the whole point of dumpster diving is using items that would otherwise end up in a landfill. However, not having to wear rubber gloves might be a nice change for anyone who wants to spend a day outside of a dumpster.
No Love Lost
Grand romantic gestures, like leaving a love note are the kind of things that happens in movies, and now in real life. This husband thought he was doing a nice thing for his wife by declaring his love for her and sticking it in a note on her windshield. There was just one little problem though.
He got the wrong windshield! Hopefully, whoever received this note realized the mistake, and didn't take this as an invitation to try and start up a steamy love affair. At least this yard sign is setting the record straight if there is any confusion about who this husband actually loves.
Follow Fabio
Throughout time, there have been certain handsome men that have become famous for their looks. In the 1990s and 2000s, we had Brad Pitt, but for anyone who has spent hours reading romance novels, then this long-haired man might just be even more famous. He has graced the covers of countless historical romances.
Fabio is the real-life man used as the model for those romance novels, and now he is leading the way to the best of yard sales. This is definitely one of the most eye-catching yard signs on this list, and those abs must have lured some ladies.
Not Haunted
By law, realtors have to disclose certain pieces of information about the homes they are selling. For example, if a noteworthy crime took place in a home, then it may need to be shared with any potential buyers. Judging by this For Sale sign, and the add-on sign below, something spooky must have happened here.
If you need to say a house isn't haunted, then it probably is. The story behind this house must be a good one, and probably why the house hasn't sold yet.
Mike Tyson Approved
The popular Hangover movie series helped to bring Mike Tyson back into the spotlight, and now he seems to be popping up everywhere. Just take a look at this yard sign for a 'Garage Thale.' Tyson is known for his boxing prowess, but as far as sales go, that might be untested waters.
Anyone looking to host a yard sale knows that the more traffic the sale gets, the more dollars they will rake in. This unique sign might just be eye-catching enough that people decided to wander around the corner and have a look at what is being sold.
Take It All
The end of a relationship can be pretty sad, but it is also a beginning. This person knows that, and instead of dwelling on the past is ready to get rid of all of the old stuff that belonged to their ex. Goodbye old clothes, used shoes, and anything else that might remind them of their failed relationship.
Judging by the wording on this sign, it seems like the ex might even be for sale. You never know what you are going to stumble across when you go to one of these! There is definitely a story here, and asking a few targeted questions might unearth it.
Competing Signs
Parrots are pretty neat birds. Not only are they beautiful but they have the ability to mimic sounds and speak like humans. This missing parrot was lost, but now it seems to have been found, just not by its owners. If you read these two signs together, then it appears a showdown between the owner, and the BBQ host is about to go down.
We really hope that this is a joke because BBQ'ed parrot does not sound very delicious. Also, this parrot is clearly a pet and not a delicacy in disguise. Parrots are not for eating!
Grab A Cold One
Marketing these days is a lot harder than it once was. In the past, all it took were some well-placed radio ads, a television commercial, and maybe a magazine ad to get people interested. Now, small businesses need to use social media and grow a following.
This garage sale host decided to just give the people what they want to get them to come to the yard sale - free beer. Everyone loves free stuff, especially a cold brew on a hot day. We bet this yard sale was a major success, even if it broke a few laws by not having a liquor license.
Rum Is The Answer
Over the past few elections, politicians have used various platforms to try and make America great again. This person decided to advertise what they think will actually work, and the answer is rum-based cocktails. Apparently, all America needs is a good rum and coke, and it will be great again if you listen to this sign.
It might not be wrong. A few cocktails are guaranteed to cheer anyone up, and who wouldn't vote for their favorite beverage if given the option?
Hey Girl, Welcome To The Sale
Back when the film, The Notebook came out, women and men around the world could not get enough of the 'Hey girl' memes featuring Ryan Gosling. As the romantic lead in the film, he made audiences' hearts flutter, and the memes further showcased everything he would do to please his girlfriend.
The savvy person behind this sign knew just how to draw crowds to their yard sale. This Ryan Gosling approved sign, and the tea party that he is promising is a sure-fire way to get ladies to this event.
Everything Must Go
Cheating sucks, and for a lot of marriages, it marks the end of them. As soon as this wife found out, she knew what to do, and it involved a yard sale. Everything her husband owned had to go, and quick which the sign lays out.
She probably had a story to share, which each customer got to hear as soon as they selected what they wanted to buy. This is one of those buyers beware situations. If you don't want to hear the story, best to avoid sales like this.
Appropriate Clothing
Everyone has different ideas of what is appropriate and inappropriate clothing. Most joggers like to wear shorts, leggings, and a form-fitting shirt while they head out for their daily jog. Everyone is allowed to wear what they want, as long as the important bits are covered up, and even that varies by country.
You can't tell people what to wear, and this sign only acts to highlight that. Wear whatever makes you feel good, and don't worry about what other people think, even this person.
Take The Money
The person who put up this yard sale sign must be very social-media savvy, using a popular meme to promote their sale. It seems to not be targeted towards the older generation, though, as this would probably get lost on anyone older than 35.
We do hope that whoever went to this yard sale was really this enthusiastic about buying the items this person was selling. Everybody loves a good bargain!
The Most Interesting Man In The World
There are some advertisements that just stay with you, like The Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis television ads. This smooth talker knows how to make anything sound exciting, and the same goes for yard sales.
If you have been looking for a yard sale to attend, just look for this guy's head. He will tell you where to turn, and there might even be a few more yard signs detailing what exactly you should buy. Listen to his wisdom.
Desperately Selling
Not all sales happen in yards, sometimes they happen in alleyways. Many people end up selling items they don't need or don't use because they need some quick cash, and a yard sale is a way to do it.
These desperate people wanted to build up sympathy in their community in the hopes it would lead to some quick sales and a pile of cash. We bet the community banded together to help these folks out.
The Zombie Campaign
Politics are one of those tricky subjects that are hard to talk about, as everyone has pretty polarizing views. Instead of having a conversation about it, the owner of this home decided to let the world know how mindless they think a lot of the politicians are.
Zombies may enjoy feasting on humans and animals, but politicians have a bit more going on than that. We can't help but wonder if this wandering horde of zombies AKA politicians managed to get reelected.
Differing Views
By now, we know that politics are a touchy subject, and even within a marriage, this can be true. Sometimes partners vote for different parties and candidates which can lead to a bit of tension. These warring yard signs sum up the conversations being had in this household.
For this husband and wife, they believe in very different platforms, and the wife wants everyone to know that she does not agree with her husband's choice of candidates.
Pool Rules
Most pools have a generic sign hung up which details how you should always walk not run around the pool, be sure to take shoes off, and all of those other mundane things. These pool owners decided they wanted to mix things up, with a very special rule.
In public pools, swimsuits tend to be mandatory, unless you are at a very special pool where naturists are welcome. This personal pool though says swimsuits are optional. What a great rule for anyone that forgot their suit, or simply doesn't want to wear one.
Over The Hill
Getting older is a fact of life. Everyone ages, some age better than others, and some get a little bit of help from cosmetic surgeons to age even better. The folks who put up these signs seem to adhere to the aging gracefully doctrine.
People of a certain vintage live at this house, and the whole community knows due to these hilarious yard signs. There are old people crossing, and everyone needs to yield to the aches and pains that come with age.
Batman Knows Best
Batman always looks out for Gotham City, and now he is looking after yard sales as well. Everyone needs a side hustle, but if you are Bruce Wayne we would think you would focus on something more lucrative.
Listen to Batman, this yard sale must be full of some of Gotham City's finest used treasure. Or at the very least, maybe just some DC Comics collector's items.